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Can You Bear It?
A Mexican bandit used to cross the Rio Grande now and again to rob banks in Texas. A reward was offered for his capture, and a Texas ranger decided to track him down. After a lengthy search, he found the bandit in his favorite cantina, snuck up behind him, put his revolver to the bandit’s […]
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The Vicar of Dibley was on a diet for Lent. She took the diet so seriously that she avoided driving past her favourite bakery. On the twentieth day of Lent, though, she turned up at the parish council meeting with a bag of cakes. The parish council members told her off, but she kept smiling, […]
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Bob is a favourite conductor among commuters on the train. He has great rapport with the regulars, but occasionally runs into a problem rider. One passenger, for instance, seemed irritated at having to hand over his ticket to be punched. “Where are you going today?” Bob asked, smiling. “Well, what does the ticket say?” replied […]
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A pious man, who had reached the age of 105, suddenly stopped going to synagogue. Alarmed by the old fellow’s absence after so many years of faithful attendance, the Rabbi went to see him. He found him in excellent health, so the Rabbi asked, “How come after all these years we don’t see you at […]
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The Energizer bunny and Peter Cottontail got into an argument. The squabble quickly escalated until some friends needed to call the police. The two were arrested and taken to jail. One was later charged with Battery. Here’s a puzzle that has confounded even the brightest among us. You are on a Horse, galloping at […]
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Can you Bear It? A businessman boarded a plane to find, sitting next to him, an elegant woman wearing the largest, most stunning diamond ring he had ever seen. He asked her about it. “This is the Masterson diamond,” she said. “It’s beautiful, but there’s a terrible curse that goes with it.” “What’s the curse?” […]
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The Best Way To Pray A priest, a minister and a guru sat discussing the best positions for prayer, while a telephone repairman worked nearby. “Kneeling is definitely the best way to pray,” the priest said. “No,” said the minister. “I get the best results standing with my hands outstretched to Heaven.” “You’re both wrong,” […]
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A Jewish Rabbi and a Catholic Priest met at the town’s annual 4th of July picnic. Old friends, they began their usual banter. “This baked ham is really delicious,” the priest teased the rabbi. “You really ought to try it. I know it’s against your religion, but I can’t understand why such a wonderful food […]
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Two constables call the station on the radio. “Hello. Is this the Sarge?” “Yes?” “We have a case here Sir. A woman has shot her husband dead for stepping on the floor she had mopped.” “Have you arrested the woman?” “No sir. The floor is still wet.” As long as there have been farmers, there […]
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A father was approached by his small son who told him proudly, “I know what the Bible means!” His father smiled and replied, “What do you mean, you ‘know’ what the Bible means?” The son replied, “I do know!” “Okay,” said his father. “What does the Bible mean?” “That’s easy, Daddy…” the young boy replied […]
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